How To: Dress for a snowstorm (or dress warmly for winter)

Listen closely or risk ending up like Jack Nicholson in The Shining, minus the whole crazy axe part. Learn how to dress properly for a snowstorm.

You will need:
underwear
thermal underwear
at least three shirts made of cotton, cotton blend or flannel
a sweater made of cashmere or cotton
pants made of denim, wool or corduroy
thick wool-blend socks
waterproof leather or rubber boots with Gore-Tex lining
a scarf made of fleece, flannel, or wool
a heavy, hooded winter coat or wind-breaker lined with down or fur
fleece-lined mittens
sunglasses
ski mask

With these tips, you will never freeze your butt off again.