So sir, why DON'T you know how to tie a tie yet? Because you haven't been taught by a scantily clad schoolgirl outfit-wearing chica from Paraguay!
Watch this video to learn how to tie your tie quickly. However, we recommend you watch the video more than once, because we can bet the first time through you won't be looking at the tie.
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